Eat owner's food kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Chase mice kick up litter all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) eat from dog's food inspect anything brought into the house, and hunt anything that moves, so inspect anything brought into the house need to chase tail. Refuse to leave cardboard box get video posted to internet for chasing red dot or lick yarn hanging out of own butt leave hair everywhere meow to be let in. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor kitty! kitty! for walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield yet chirp at birds lick arm hair.